Two blonde chicks were building a house together. One blonde was cutting the wood and the other was on a ladder nailing. Before hammering in a…

A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.

An ambitious young blonde woman, in need of money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type. She began, door to door, canvassing a wealthy neighborhood…

An older blonde woman heard through a friend that taking a milk bath is good for the skin, will cure stretch marks and make her beautiful…

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him…

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do Whenever…

There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there's a magical mirror. If you go up to it and tell it…

Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative, or random person you can come across - there are a few…

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.

A man walked into a bar room one day. He walked up to the bartender and said, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the house a round…

A pissed off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his time at the bar, so one night he took her along.

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a…

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey, sits down and orders a drink. Shortly after, the monkey starts jumping all over the place…

James, as usual, came home really late one Saturday night after being at the bar all night drinking. Not only was he drunk, he was sloppy…

A young sailor was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he looks over and sees a pirate. The pirate has a wooden peg-leg,…