Jokes
A New Soldier Was On Sentry Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No carwas to enter unless it had a special sticker…
Lovely Girl
An Army driver was chauffeur to a Major who was a notorious womanizer. One day, the major saw a lovely girl. “Turn the car around,” he…
Arrange The Meeting
Reports from Afghanistan say that the Marine Special Forces have been seen wearing t-shirts that read:It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden.It's our job…
A Navy officer was cutting through
A Navy officer was cutting through ...A Navy officer was cutting through the crew's quarters of his ship one day andhappened upon a sailor…
The Trip To The Rifle
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for thesecond year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness…
National Army
During the constitutional convention in 1787 when it was proposed that the National Army be limited to 3,000 men, George Washington whispered from his presidingchair,…
GI insurance
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain…
Military Life Insurance
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain…
A military cargo plane
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all…
Military Language
The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase…
Army Cadet
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess…
Military Control Tower
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the…