Jokes
A frog calls a psychic
Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.…
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck?A duck filled fatty puss.
Animal Truisms
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Buy a…
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs.
The Feline Diet
Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never had any success dieting. Well now there is…
Bear-Hunting Preacher
A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to thehills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a…
Two Vampire Bats
One evening two vampire bats were hanging out in their cave. One said, "Man, I'm starving! I need to get some blood!" And he flew out…
Lowa 3-Kick Rule
A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Iowa He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other…
Little Tim's Goldfish
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to,…
Foreign Language
A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the…
The Magician and the Parrot
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the…
Bathing the Cat
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet…
The World's Smartest Dog
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please."Amazed, he…
Three-legged chicken
Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his…
The Preacher's Donkey
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the…